Jokes to get your friends:

Here are some links to make fun of your friends (they are all virus safe):
Let's start with:
(name of your friend).justgotowned.com
Example: Khoza.justgotowned.com

Then you can try the monitor picture:
http://topsurfer.com/camera.cgi?khoza

Finally, you can make your friend feel better with:
(name of your friend).youaremighty.com
Example: Khoza.youaremighty.com
Enjoy!!